(DISCLAIMER: This article is not meant to offend anyone in any way. it is made as a joke, and nothing said about any parties should be taken to heart)
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1. No Reason To Be Straight
Being straight is boring. Let's face it, people were straight for tens of thousands of years, and their lives were boring. Some gay people even saying "MY LIFE WAS SO BORING WHEN I WAS STRAIGHT THAT I HARDLY REMEMBER IT". Being gay can put some (very much needed) color into your life! We all thought we were straight at some point, and be honest. how many sad times did you have as a straight? Too many to count, i believe. Being gay can lead to happier moments, and a happier life.
Celebrations and Communities! (C&C)
Once you're gay, there are so many new possibilities! We have clubs, full of wonderful fellow homos, we have special days for some sexualities during the month of June, hell, we have the entire month of June! Being gay gives you so many more holidays to celebrate, and you even earn a few words you can say, that the straights cant! (ex. F*g), Being gay means you can do so much more with your (incredibly boring) life! When you are gay, you have a whole community behind your back!
More Love!!!
When you're gay, you can date whomever you like! Any gender, few genders, or no genders. Don't let the straights decide who you can and can't love! Even if you're multisexual (bi, pan, omni, etc), doesn't mean you're half straight. it just means you can be gay, and love who you want to love! (plus, i heard being gay is a very attractive trait).